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Takov\u00fdm lidem by se m\u011bli prod\u00e1vat pouze gumov\u00ed medv\u00eddci a \u017eu\u017eu, a to je\u0161t\u011b s varov\u00e1n\u00edm. 2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Telefony Nez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, jestli […]","datePublished":"2025-03-05","dateModified":"2025-03-05","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.elgon.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.elgon.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/2b882a21216b34ba28e79730eea9356b725e9a0bf9885ae3bedd792ae606fb10?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/2b882a21216b34ba28e79730eea9356b725e9a0bf9885ae3bedd792ae606fb10?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"elgon.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.elgon.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a313952_w2512_t1524687342.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.elgon.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a313952_w2512_t1524687342.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.elgon.cz\/veci-ktere-nam-otravi-chozeni-do-kina\/","wordCount":413,"articleBody":"1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Chipsy, nachos a hlavn\u011b lidi, co je neum\u00ed j\u00edstJasn\u011b, k filmu n\u011bjak\u00e9 to zob\u00e1n\u00ed pat\u0159\u00ed. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 ale jed\u00ed bramb\u016frky stylem, \u017ee to zn\u00ed, jako by drtili v puse nejm\u00e9n\u011b kamenolom. Takov\u00fdm lidem by se m\u011bli prod\u00e1vat pouze gumov\u00ed medv\u00eddci a \u017eu\u017eu, a to je\u0161t\u011b s varov\u00e1n\u00edm.2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 TelefonyNez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, jestli jste pan mana\u017eer, sle\u010dna advok\u00e1tka nebo t\u0159eba prezident zem\u011bkoule. Kdy\u017e jdete do kina, tak si, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, na ty dv\u011b hodinky vypn\u011bte telefon. Nebo si alespo\u0148 ztlumte zvuk, pokud opravdu mus\u00edte b\u00fdt na p\u0159\u00edjmu neust\u00e1le. Speci\u00e1ln\u00ed kategori\u00ed jsou pak lid\u00e9, co se uprost\u0159ed nejnap\u00ednav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sc\u00e9ny derou p\u0159es celou \u0159adu, aby si mohli vy\u0159\u00eddit ten nepochybn\u011b nesm\u00edrn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd hovor.3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Parti\u010dky pubert\u00e1ln\u00edch jedinc\u016fNikdo rozhodn\u011b nebr\u00e1n\u00ed teenager\u016fm, aby chodili do kina. Dokonce nikdo nebr\u00e1n\u00ed ani part\u011b mlad\u00fdch lid\u00ed, aby \u0161li do kina. Pokud ale cel\u00fd film poslouch\u00e1te v lep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b v\u00fdbuchy huronsk\u00e9ho sm\u00edchu, v tom hor\u0161\u00edm n\u011bco, co se ned\u00e1 identifikovat jinak ne\u017e jako p\u0159ehr\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed automobilov\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny z Titanicu. \u010casto se vyskytuje v kombinaci s p\u0159edchoz\u00edmi dv\u011bma body, v takov\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b se sledov\u00e1n\u00ed filmu m\u011bn\u00ed v \u010dist\u00e9 peklo.4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Lidi, co nekoukaj\u00edKdy\u017e jde\u0161 se mnou na film, koukej na film, ne do mobilu. V opa\u010dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b toti\u017e asi tak po \u010dtvrthodin\u011b nese ze strany \u0161ept\u00e1n\u00ed \u201ea kdo to je?\u201c \u201eco to d\u011bl\u00e1?\u201c \u201ekde se tam vzala tahle?\u201c Nav\u00edc, podle n\u011bjak\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edho z\u00e1kona, osoba co nekouk\u00e1, z\u00e1sadn\u011b neum\u00ed \u0161eptat. Tak\u017ee kdy\u017e jde\u0161 na film, koukej na film, nebo se aspo\u0148 blb\u011b neptej.\u00a05.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Lid\u00e9 obecn\u011bLid\u00e9, co u\u017e film vid\u011bli, a te\u010f v\u00e1m vyzrad\u00ed z\u00e1pletku p\u011bt minut p\u0159edem a zkaz\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd vtip t\u00edm, \u017ee se sm\u011bj\u00ed dop\u0159edu. Lid\u00e9, co \u010detli kn\u00ed\u017eku, a te\u010f maj\u00ed pot\u0159ebu srovn\u00e1vat. Lidi, co s v\u00e1mi jdou na pitomost, a pak se div\u00ed, jak\u00e1 to byla pitomost. Lid\u00e9, co s v\u00e1mi \u0161li z donucen\u00ed, a te\u010f se ok\u00e1zale nud\u00ed. Lid\u00e9, co chod\u00ed pozd\u011b, a z\u00e1sadn\u011b maj\u00ed l\u00edstky doprost\u0159ed \u0159ady. A v\u017edycky t\u00e9 va\u0161\u00ed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4\/5 - (10 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"V\u011bci, kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m otr\u00e1v\u00ed chozen\u00ed do kina","item":"https:\/\/www.elgon.cz\/veci-ktere-nam-otravi-chozeni-do-kina\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]